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February 28, 2010

Craptastic

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Craptastic
Craptastic (2009)

IMDB rating: 0.00

Plot: “Craptastic” is a sketch-comedy film unlike any other. Presented in a “stream of consciousness” manner, characters proceed from one sketch to another, following a single thread that flows between them. With the use of strange, bizarre and hysterical situations, our cast follows a cohesive mindset that will leave you most surprised in the end.

Online Movies World

Directors: Dillehunt David

Actors: Kasik Bryan,Macbeth Abrill,Corbell Sean,Simmons Jr. Chris,Trotter Tim,Comedy,

HTC Tilt vs. iPhone 3GS vs. HTC Pure?
Which one is the best? I’m new phone shopping and I need advice.

It’s either this or get a craptastic phone until June 2010 when Apple will probably come out with something better.


I P H O N E
completely win.
More interesting apps ,function.

Uncle?Strange | Dec 01, 2009

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

High School Musical 3: Senior Year
High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)

IMDB rating: 3.40

Plot: As seniors in high school, Troy and Gabriella struggle with the idea of being separated from one another as college approaches. Along with the rest of the Wildcats, they stage a spring musical to address their experiences, hopes and fears about their future.

Directors: Ortega Kenny

Actors: Efron Zac,Grabeel Lucas,Bleu Corbin,Warren Jr. Chris,Sanborn Ryne,Johnson Bart,Prokop Matt,Martin Justin,Comedy,Drama,Family,Musical,Romance,

How am I doing in freshman year so far in high school?
So far, my grades are like OK…not great. After the first quarter, my unweighted gpa is 4.0 and weighted is a 4.3 as a student taking straight Honors classes with musical electives. Now, i am entering my second quarter, and IDK if i am doing so good…my average right now (midway of marking pd) is a 4.0 unweighted and a 4.386 weighted. I am honestly striving really hard to earn straight A’s throughout the entire freshman year of high school b/c i know colleges will start looking from frosh-junior and a lil senior. My extracurriculars SO FAR are like this: planning to join spring track in 2010, volunteering at Valley hospital, volunteering at a senior nursing facility, junior instructor at an institution, NJ Science League, member of red cross committee (planning to become president), member of newspaper committee (staff writer/editor), taking a pre-med honors program at a medical university and graduating with HONORS recognition from that program. As you can see, i am planning to go into medicine and i am rly rly trying out for those BS/MD programs, or 6-7 yr med programs. I STILL have to work harder cuz its only the beginning…but, the question is: am i doing well so far? or am i like..eh? Please tell me! Thanks! :) (O and btw, i am the type of person who freaks out if i get a B+ or below on ANYTHING…and i think i did on this social studies honors quiz, which was only 4 questions, 20 pts each! I really don’t want it to affect my grade and all..i am super scared! do u think i should be?)
O and btw, i think i only got like one thing wrong that’s all…or NONE at all…im not sure..but the most is just an 80. Getting B’s is not my usual thing…even in high school, because i strive to work super hard and am diligent. :)
But do u guys think i should be nervous about my grades? How am i doing? Please tell me! Thank u! :)
And also i am in the full/symphony orchestra as a second violinist. :)


Your grades are obviously really good right now. If you keep that up for four years, you’ll have no problem getting into just about any university. After that, Med Schools will look at your university grades and test scores. The high school scores fall out of the mix after your second year in college.

| Dec 09, 2009


Okay, seriously stop bragging. Kay, thanks. (:
Maria | Dec 09, 2009


actually your grades are great so shut up u tool
catman | Dec 09, 2009


Jeez, what a terrible GPA. You should really aim for a 4.5 like I have, or even a 4.6 that one of my friends has. (Seriously, I’m not joking). And take some more A.P. classes for the college credit.
Light Yagami | Dec 09, 2009

February 27, 2010

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

IMDB rating: 7.80

Plot: After the events of “Ice Age: The Meltdown”, life begins to change for Manny and his friends: Scrat is still on the hunt to hold onto his beloved acorn, while finding a possible romance in a female sabre-toothed squirrel named Scratte. Manny and Ellie, having since become an item, are expecting a baby, which leaves Manny anxious to ensure that everything is perfect for when his baby arrives. Diego is fed up with being treated like a house-cat and ponders the notion that he is becoming too laid-back. Sid begins to wish for a family of his own, and so steals some dinosaur eggs which leads to Sid ending up in a strange underground world where his herd must rescue him, while dodging dinosaurs and facing danger left and right, and meeting up with a one-eyed weasel known as Buck who hunts dinosaurs intently.

i get this movie here Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs cheap

Directors: Saldanha Carlos

Actors: Fahn Harrison,Fricchione Jason,Hader Bill,Leary Denis,Leguizamo John,Leguizamo Lucas,Animation,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Family,Romance

there are 2 "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs"?
In imdb it is so,one of them is rated 7 & the release date is 1 July 2009,& the other one is rated 7.1 & the release date is 30 2009 June,so What’s with that?


One of them is for the movie, the other is for the Video Game. If the title says (vg) after it, that means Video Game.

BIGDADDYCOOL | Jan 19, 2010

Deadly Blessing

Deadly Blessing
Deadly Blessing (1981)

IMDB rating: 5.00

Plot: A former Hittite (a member of an Amish-like sect) dies in a mysterious tractor “accident”, and his widow is left to face the frightening Hittites who view her as “the incubus” and may have sinister designs on her.

Deadly Blessing

Directors: Craven Wes

Actors: East Jeff,Barr Douglas,Borgnine Ernest,Berryman Michael,Cooney Kevin,Dark Bobby,Farr Kevin,Fletcher Neil,Gulla Jonathon,Horror,Thriller,

What do you think of this question and what does it have to do with you personally? Asperger's?
I have used my dysfunction that is associated with high systemic thinking, cleaned it up, and applied it into redefining the roots and feelings of living as an Asperger autistic. I have sought out what made me and what has formed us. I have only used accredited university level medical sciences. The reasons of logic that have formed me, in survival, are rare forms of what is in each and every person today, carry.

I did not do this for guts and glory, the very name of asperger’s is synonymous with someone who does not like social contact. I did this because I have found something so dark, with pure deductive savants and pure genetic science, that I am not supposed to know about this. I am not supposed to exist. I suffer a rare form of the disease that is cause the degenration of the health of the human pack mammal species.

If you think this is a fearsome prank, although the highest functioning asperger’s are famous for the ability to blend in and do so with mimmicery and in many cases are the class clown. The reason I tell you this is not just for your survival, it is for my own. I am dying of food allergen contamination. I want to live. In order for me to do so, if I do not blow the hat off this deadly lie that literally runs our health care into ruins, I have little chance to afford the diet that can reverse some of the damages done to me by this rare disease.

The blessing and positive effects this diet has can reshape mankind. Even today the media call this "disease" a "Hippy" diet. If I allow the intentional non informing of the public to continue, I have a very slim chance of survival. The truth is that the vaccine for H1N1 would never be generated if everyone went on this diet. The truth is this diet is strong enough to give hope to the young.

I see no logic in sitting on my hands and doing nothing about trying to live, Do you?


the reason you see no logic in doing nothing is the aspergers – the others would give up, but since the aspergers has OCD qualities you wont.

i only see logic, the rest is irrelevant.

i to am a high functioning asperger – half genetic half mercury poisoning.

i am interested in your diet and your paper. is it possible to obtain a copy of each, please.

mother has me on a diet of natural meats, along with the med load, it seems like i can never gain weight or never feel quite healthy.

blending is easy – they are easy to fool – mother takes it as a complement that others pay her when it is finally reveled by some completion of mine.

we would like to know, for educational purposes, the severity of your allergens and there properties, we are also on a revelation mission. if you wish you may e-mail me, thank you in advance if you choose to share your findings.

EDIT – SC the question is would you revile your dietary discovery in the hopes of helping others with this condition and others without it. the reason you don’t understand that it is a question is that you aren’t thinking as one with asperbers does. you read the facts first then the question, kinda like a story.

t-rexs | Dec 10, 2009


I think i remember this kid from when i was younger whom had an iron deficiency in his blood, so it’s not like i haven’t encountered this sort of thing before.

Personally, i think the Now is more important than what is going to happen in the future, don’t you?

The fact is the people in charge are preventing something positive from happening because of fear from what is going to happen in the future.
Ac!d Snake | Dec 10, 2009


so…. what is your question? :-)

edit: I misread your post, as another poster said I don’t have aspergers and therefore didn’t read this correctly. I apologize.
S C | Dec 10, 2009


wow.

my brother has Asperger’s but he is more socially adept and less intelligent.

he does have many food allergies but he chooses to ignore them. he is not supposed to eat yeast but he loves bagels and bread and beer so he doesn’t want to give it up.
jaime rae | Dec 10, 2009

February 26, 2010

Meet the Fockers

Meet the Fockers
Meet the Fockers (2004)

IMDB rating: 6.40

Plot: Having given permission to male nurse Greg Focker to marry his daughter, ex-CIA man Jack Byrnes and his wife travel to Miami to Greg’s parents, who this time around are Mr. and Mrs. Focker, who are as different from them as can be. As asked in the first movie, what sort of people name their son Gaylord M. Focker?

Directors: Roach Jay

Actors: De Niro Robert,Hoffman Dustin,Stiller Ben,Wilson Owen,Pickren Spencer,Pickren Bradley,Santiago Ray,Nelson Tim Blake,Berman Shelley,Comedy,Romance,

What are some of your favourite movies?
I have a big list…copied from Facebook

Home Alone 1 and 2, The Breakfast Club, A Tale of Two Sisters, I Am Sam, The Exorcist, IT, Clifford, Little Monsters, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Chocolat, Freaky Friday, Mask, Mean Girls, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Shallow Hal, Schindler’s List, The Pianist, Carrie, Pet Semetary, BIG, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Good Son, My Girl, Orange County, There’s Something About Mary, I Love You to Death, Stepmom, The Princess Diaries, Dumb & Dumber, Liar Liar, Finding Nemo, Toy Story 1 and 2, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, AristoCats

BQ:What are you listening to? I’m listening to (Ain’t Nobody Loves You) Like I Do by La Toya Jackson


Titanic, the notebook, brokedown palace, mrs. doubtfire, planes trains and automobiles, dumb and dumber, the break-up, eye for an eye, enough, lion king to name some….BQ: bad romance by lady gaga

Banger Sisters, The

Banger Sisters, The
Banger Sisters, The (2002)

IMDB rating: 5.40

Plot: When fiftysomething Suzette loses her job as a bartender she decides to make a road trip to visit her old friend Vinnie who she hasn’t seen since their days as groupies back in the day. On the way she meets Harry, a nervous writer who says he is going home to confront his father, then shows her his gun. Once they reach their destination Suzette finds that Vinnie is now Lavinia, a conservative housewife who is reluctant to reexperience the flower power of her youth, and Harry finds confrontation with himself rather than with his father.

Directors: Dolman Bob

Actors: Rush Geoffrey,Thomas Robin,Carey Matthew,Ware Andre,Tomei Adam,Lopez Sal,Sudduth Kohl,Krask Larry,Todd Josh,Comedy,Drama,

Does any one else think that Michael Bay went too far with Transformers 2?
Seriously, I think that it is a little bit of overkill. Sure 13 year old little boys think that its hilarious that the autobot twins can not finish a sentence without spewing profanity like a broken fire hydrant. I, however did not. I grew up watching Transformers Gen 1. I do not think that any of the Transformers ever used a single curse word… much less comprising virtually their entire vocabulary of them.

Let us be entirely honest here. The torrent of vocal obscenity and vulgar visual displays (dogs humping, robot humping, and display of mechanical "genitalia") added absolutely no value to this film. When I went to the theater, I expected that it would probably have a couple of "damn" and "hell" comments, but not the over-exaggerated flood of uneducated slang not fit to be slung by gang-bangers in the worst ghettos of the world. That is why I was shocked to feel like I should never have brought my children ages 5, 7, and 11 to see a film based on toys and cartoon characters that were designed for children’s entertainment.

In all respects, this made the movie in question objectionable to my entire family. This included my mother, sister, wife, and all three of my children.

In my opinion, no parent with any kind of conscience should consider allowing their children to ever watch it. As much as it pains me to say so, I will not be purchasing this movie when it is released on dvd, and I will probably not watch a third movie in the series, if it even makes it that far.


Sure I liked the movie, but the swearing and content was out of hand. They had swearing 24/7 like you said, and the show wouldn’t even say "damn" or "hell". The movie has swears from almost every robot and they say mild language right at the beginning of the movie! Robot humping is bad, but dogs is kinda "Ok" because I have seen dogs actually do that, but its still sick. A lot of people don’t understand those two metal wrecking balls under long haul. They are so called "robot nudity" and I highly doubt anyone would bring a kid into that theater unless they were allowed to see movies like that. I would expect it to be rated R for profanity,nudity and violence.

This problem with the movie is crazy. The first one only had one "S" word used, and about 2 "hells" and "damns". So the first one was fine, but the second, no way for kids.

Plus Burger King picked the worst characters to have in their commercial, the two twin characters that use street talk and slang.

For a movie like this I would rate it a 4/5 but for a rating for kids, 2/5 definitely for a rating for profanity and all the other inappropriate content in this movie.

jakobdyl | Jul 02, 2009


I’m also really disappointed. I haven’t seen the movie, but I promised my 5 year old we would go when it came out.
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Bays movies are terrible, but the first one was entertaining for my son who loves robots. And, it didn’t have anything objectionable (imo) for kids. Even though there were lots of explosions, the violence was pretty mild–nobody got hurt onscreen. no (or very little) profanity and no overt sex beyond Megan Fox being put in tight, skimpy clothes.

Now, I’ve got to figure out a way to back out of my promise to my kid, something I hate doing.

EDIT: as far as the ratings being a guide, the first one was PG13. I assumed it was PG 13 for the same reasons the first one was–a couple of swear words, an embarrassing masturbation discussion (that my kid completely didn’t get), and lots of explosions that seemed like violence. So, the fact that the second one was PG 13 wasn’t necessarily a clue that the movie wasn’t for kids. And like Jakobdyl points out, the thing is being marketed to kids through Burger King. They need to figure out if the series is going to open for little kids or not.
LilyRT | Jul 02, 2009


I don’t think it went quite as far as you do, however I do not have children. I might have a different opinion if I did. That being said, yes, the movie did go a little overboard. And yes, it was much more "adult" than the first one and many people probably just expect it to be similar to the first one, which it wasn’t. However, it is rated PG-13, and was advertised as such. That should have been a little bit of a warning that some stuff may not be suitable for your 5, 7 and 11 year old.
bighopes35 | Jul 02, 2009


the movie is live action, like with people like they would normally be with huge robots around them. The twins on the other hand were a ghetto old ice cream truck so what can you expect. Whatever else is wrong would be considered content and its clearly PG-13 and also describes why its PG13 on the poster

also they didnt use language in the cartoon because it was a cartoon in the 80’s! times are changing now
heg350z | Jul 06, 2009

February 25, 2010

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

IMDB rating: 6.50

Plot: A wierd inventor (Caractacus Potts) invents an amazing flying car, which drives by itself. It takes him and his family to Vulgaria, where the sinister buffoon Baron Bomburst kidnaps the car. The baron has made children illegal, and Caractacus and Co. have to try and rescue the children of Vulgaria…

Directors: Hughes Ken

Actors: Van Dyke Dick,Jeffries Lionel,Frobe Gert,Hill Benny,Justice James Robertson,Helpmann Robert,Hall Adrian,Kaye Davy,Dore Alexander,Spear Bernard,Unwin Stanley,Family,Comedy,Musical,Fantasy,

poll: what are some old disney moives like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Watch Mary Poppins?
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Absolutely adore those movies- some others would be Swiss Family Robinson, Treasure Island, and Pollyanna. There’s a complete list of live-action Disney films here:
http://www.ultimatedisney.com/oldliveact ion.htm
Have fun watching some of the best movies ever! =)

kimberlygrace48 | Nov 15, 2009


Pollyanna (‘60)

and

That Darn Cat (‘65)
Eldridge | Nov 15, 2009

February 24, 2010

Adam Resurrected

Adam Resurrected
Adam Resurrected (2008)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: “Adam Resurrected” follows the story of Adam Stein, a charismatic patient at a mental institution for Holocaust survivors in Israel, 1961. He reads minds and confounds his doctors, lead by Nathan Gross. Before the war, in Berlin, Adam was an entertainer—cabaret impresario, circus owner, magician, musician—loved by audiences and Nazis alike until he finds himself in a concentration camp, confronted by Commandant Klein. Adam survives the camp by becoming the Commandant’s “dog”, entertaining him while his wife and daughter are sent off to die. Years later we find him at the Institute. One day, Adam smells something, hears a sound. “Who brought a dog in here?” he asks Gross. Gross denies there is a dog but Adam finds him—a young boy raised in a basement on a chain. Adam and the boy see and recognize each other as dogs—and their journey begins. “Adam Resurrected” is the story of a man who once was a dog who meets a dog who once was a boy.

Adam Resurrected

Directors: Schrader Paul

Actors: Goldblum Jeff,Dafoe Willem,Motiu Cristian,Albinet Vasile,Alterman Idan,Bleibtreu Moritz,Jacobi Derek,Keren Dror,Krol Joachim,Leon Mickey,Spahiu Gabriel,Toledano Yoram,Drama,War,

Was Adam turned into a vampire?
In the Hebrew Bible, when God forms Adam from dust and breathes life into his body, is it true that the serpent kisses Adam, to make worm food of his flesh, and resurrect him as a vampire?


Yes.

Redundant Mariah is Axolotl | Nov 12, 2009


LOL.
wibin | Nov 12, 2009

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

IMDB rating: 6.40

Plot: MTV junkies Beavis and Butt-head awaken one day to find their beloved TV stolen. On their adventure to do a murderous smuggler’s wife (Demi Moore), they encounter an FBI agent (Robert Stack) with a predilection for cavity searches, two rather familiar looking ex-Motley Crue roadies, Mr. Van Driessen singing “Lesbian Seagull”, a little old lady, and, of course, Mr. Anderson and his trailer. Can the Great Cornholio save the day? Let’s hope so!

Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

Directors:

Actors: Judge Mike,Willis Bruce,Robert Stack,Bogosian Eric,Brown Kristofor,Darling Tony,Doman John,Dumaurier Francis,Flaherty Jim,Guinee Tim,Letterman David,Huss Toby,Johnson Sam,Linklater Richard,Nayyar Harsh,Animation,Adventure,Comedy,Crime,Music,

what is the song that goes " you give me that feeling in my tummy" from beavis and butthead do america?
does anybody know that song from when on the movie when beavis and butt head are rolling the window up and down when they are in the limo in las vegas?


Love Roller coaster, by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

That One Dude | Mar 02, 2008


Love Roller Coaster by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the song is only found on the sountrack to the movie
Duane J | Mar 02, 2008

February 23, 2010

Vanguard, The

Vanguard, The
Vanguard, The (2008)

IMDB rating: 3.70

Plot: This gore-laden horror film imagines a terrifying future in which overpopulation and war have left the world a crozzled hull, beset by ragtag bands of human wreckage struggling for survival. If that weren’t bleak enough, there’s a cannibalistic twist to this dystopian scenario—zombies. THE VANGUARD follows a solitary man, pursued by both the living and the dead, as he fights to stay alive.

find here and download and download Vanguard, The

Directors: Hope Matthew

Actors: Bailey Jack,Bullock Jr. Ray,Cole Terry,Cooper Rob,Ghubril Bahi,Grewal Shiv,Hatherall Christopher,Hobbs Martin,Khan Farhan,Weston Steve,Whyman Simon,Action,Horror,

Identify antique model plain Piper Cub J-3. Made by Comet?
Hi. I recently was given a handful of antiques from my grandmothers old house and I have not been able to identify two of the pieces I received. One of them is a boxed, yellow model airplane that is made by Comet and is called the Piper J-3. The other piece is a partly built Project Vanguard Satellite model that is made by Hawk. I’d really appreciate if anyone could identify these more thoroughly and if so how much they are worth.

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